NBA Season

The NBA season starts tonight. Now I can look forward to the glory of the...... er, uh I mean the wish we were the Clippers, Portland Trailblazers. Its been a dismal few years perennial playoff power and too many years since the current Hall of Famer Clyde "The Glyde" Drexler. Ah, but we do have some young talent this year including 2nd year point guard Sebastian Telfair. If Zack Randolph could also get his head out of his ass and start putting up 20+pts 10rbs per game things would be good, well better. He also needs to conform to the new look Blazers. No more idiot punks who are involved in Pit Bull fights (Q Woods) or all round general shit for brains (Isiah Ryder and Bonzi Wells). Maybe we can face calmer, technical free days. What am I talking about McMillan has been throwing people out of practice left and right apparently. Great!
Hey, but starting center Joel Pryzbilla could be a 10pts 10rb man. Haven't had a decent center in while. Ah, Sabonis, if only you came to America when drafted, instead of like 10 years later with two busted knees. Argh!. Plus Pryzbilla's from MN, down the road from where I went to H.S.
That reminds me, whatever happened to that short, stocky point guard from North Minneapolis. He was on the UCONN championship team and played with the Bulls. He was fat idiot too. He sure was the talk of the town during his senior year in HS, plus I am sure he made more money on his signing bonus then I'll make my entire life. (Powerball here I come!!) Anyway what the Fuck is his name?? I am going blank today...What movie does De Niro yell "You Blewwww it!", does he even say this ever, was it someone else, am I crazy, have I entered the twilight zone. Shit now I can't remeber the twighlight zone guy's name. Ah, Fuck Me.
Whatever, I could probably look it up on the net, but I am too lazy and supposed to be doing work. Just like Seacrest(FAG) , “I’m Out.”